Holiday Postcard

So the Pharmacy sent my family a holiday postcard. It’s from the PS GlebePHARMASAVE Apothecary. The actual writing is only on one half of the card, say 2 1/2 inches wide. It goes down about 2 1/2 inches as well, a nice square of TINY text. They had a lot to say.

Merry Christmas or…
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit Our/My best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all… and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

Claudia & Doug McKeen, Management & Staff
PS GlebePHARMASAVE Apothecary